My favorite WAV files:

Adam Sandler

 

 

Goat

Toll Booth Willy

Toll Booth Willy 1

The Hanukah Song

The Janitor

 

Animaniacs

Ok.....I Love You...BA-Bye

Austin Powers

Ohh Behave

Do I make you.......

Allow myself to introduce......myself!!!!

Beavis & Butthead

Beavis' Poem

Cheech & Chong

I just thought of something really funny.....

Dave's not here!!!!

Clerks/Mallrats

Berzerka

I don't appreciate your ruse.....

....not to deal in front of the store.......

You dumb bastard!!!

Dumb & Dumber

I like it a lot!!!!

It's OK.....I'm a Limo Driver!!!!

Did you pay the gas bill.........do you realize what you've done?!?!?

The most annoying sound in the world

Ohh.....Big Gulps huh...well, check ya later!!!!

That John Denver's full of sh&* man!!!

 

King of the Hill

That dang ole internet.....

We gonna get smackered.......

I tell you what.....that dang ole CK1

Lion King

Monty Python

They're some that call me.....Tim?????

Now go away......

.....just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!!!!

Runaway......

Jesus Christ

The Simpson's

I could pull a better cartoon out of my ah........

That dog has a puffy tail!!!!!!

Someone smells stinky........

Southpark

Beefcake

It's my Birthday!!!!

I can't possibly eat all this cake......uuhh, yes I can!!!!

Who put his who who diddly in your cha-cha???

Ehh, you get your.........and make me some pie!!!

You want some cheesypoofs???

That's a bad kitty!!!

I would never let a girl kick my butt!!!

Cartman laughing

 

 

Chris Farley

I'm a maniac....

You better pray to the God's......

Sweet Mother of God.....what is the holdup???

Luke.....I am your father.....lolalolee....

Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid???

Misc.

Oriental Gentleman

 

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Last revised: February 1, 1999.